Pairing: Liam/each member of 1D in turn
A/N: SORRY FOR ALL THE TAGS; I wanted to tag it ot5 as it is to me, but also, it’s technically Liam/each boy in turn, so. I mean, I’m guessing an orgy happens eventually, but not in this fic.
There’s no penetrative sex, and no end-game pairing, just lots of orgasms for all (especially Liam) :D
Summary: In which Liam needs help after he breaks his wrist, even if he won’t admit it, and Louis has the perfect solution.
Rota @ AO3
the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter
Madam Pomfrey banning the drinking game the very next day, after 90% of Slytherin house is admitted to the hospital wing with alcohol poisoning
#She drags Albus Dumbledore down to the hospital wing to show him the damage#Slytherin classes have been cancelled for the day as nearly everyone is here#too drunk to function#most are silent#but a few will occasionally look off into the distance with a sneer#and under their breaths#in the most disdainful and haughty voice they can manage#will mutter#POTTER#causing a fit of giggles to ripple through the room#Dumbledore agrees to ban the game and makes the announcement at dinner that evening#the only Slytherin in the Great Hall at that time is#of course#Malfoy#who turns red and immediately mutters that obviously this is Potter’s fault#Snape takes a shot#Harry Potter (x)
Well then, Lucy Pevensie from the shining city of War Drobe in the wondrous land of Spare Oom, how would it be if you came and had tea with me?
louis witnessing ziam moments is the funniest thing